I literally do not give a shit if they give Geralt fake ab armour as long as they let Henry Cavill drink fucking water on set
I mean, people…. We whined and whined until they gave us more Jaskier promo content. We whined and whined until we got the Netflix icon we needed. Let’s whine and whine until they stop the dehydration bullshit. Twitter is a massive twat but he has power!
so now you literally cant tell what is and what isnt an ask anymore thats so cool. thanks staff for breaking one of the last unbroken parts of this website
Bail and Breha are Leia’s parents. They’re the ones she grew up with, they’re the ones she acknowledges, they’re the ones who raised her.
Up until Leia and Luke became family, Anakin Skywalker was just medical history.
Luke, however, always considered Anakin Skywalker his father, even though he didn’t grow up with him, wasn’t raised by him, and Vader considers Luke his son.
Thus, once Leia and Luke decide they’re family, Anakin gets dragged along for the ride.
This does not replace Bail and Breha’s role in Leia’s life, however, it just adds Anakin and Padme. Much like how a parent remarrying adds a stepparent and potentially other step-relatives.
Which makes Anakin Skywalker into Leia Organa’s wicked stepfather.
Wednesday is woefully jealous of how dramatic Harry’s origin is and fiercely protective of him, only SHE is allowed to torture him
Harry’s hair would be more slicked back and shinier than Draco could ever hope to achieve
Harry still gets sorted into Gryffindor
Morticia says he gets that from Gomez’ side of the family
Meanwhile Wednesday gets into Hogwarts as well,
*During House assigning*
Professor McGonnagal: Wednesday Addams.
Wednesday *begins to get up*
Sorting hat: Yeah no, no, sit back down kid. You’re Slytheren. I have never been more sure of anything in my existence.
*Later at Slytheren dorm*
Draco: Well look, if it isn’t Potter’s little Mudblood sister, listen up you little…
Wednesday: *Shoots Malfoy a glare which instantly silences him.* You will listen to me and listen carefully. I do not like repeating myself. Harry is off limits. In fact, everyone in Gryffondor is off limits, that goes for the rest of you. If you cause ANY trouble for my adopted brother, you will answer directly to me. Is this understood?
Draco:…Yes mum.
*Later in potions class*
Snape: Potter, you were two seconds late, twenty points from Gryffondor.
Wednesday: *Picks up beaker and smashes it on the floor.* Professor Snape. I have wilfully destroyed school property. I believe that is a twenty point deduction from Slytheren house.
Snape: Did you? Well I didn’t see it so.
Wednesday: *Gets up, walks to the front of the class, looking Snape in the eye the entire time, smashes another beaker on the ground right in front of him.* Twenty. Points. From Slytheren.
Snape:….. Alright then twenty points from Slytheren.
Wednesday: *Returns to seat, still glaring at Snape*
Snape: Now before we get on with classes I have the results of last weeks pop quiz, fairly expected stuff, Mr. Weasley you did adequate, but your penmanship was atrocious which is…
Wednesday *Grabs another beaker and holds it up with a look on her face that says ‘I can keep this up as long as you can old man’*
Snape:….Something you should work on in the future.
*Later*
Draco: Can’t you just expel her professor?
Snape: Well I could in theory, but considering her muggle father keeps somehow sneaking in here I think whether she has permission to be here or not is rather Academic. Besides, I’m not crossing her after what she did to Umbridge.
Draco: *Shudders* Don’t remind me.
This is one of those posts I’m going to watch for hopefully in future to see what awesome new additions it gets. Go on Tumblr, be brilliant!
please keep me informed as well
I just imagined the third book when they learn Sirius Black is trying to kill Harry, and is his godfather.
Gomez: well that makes him family, we must invite him over.
Harry: but father, everyone says he’s trying to kill me.
Gomez: oh, of course, how thoughtless of me. Lurch, put away the swords for guests and sharpen up the good swords we use for special occasions! A relative visiting is one thing, but a murderous relative needs to be celebrated.
Harry: thank you, father.
XD and as soon as they find sirius is innocent hed be welcomed into the family with open arms.
Can you imagine the Addams during the fight at the ministry of magic or at hogwarts?
Gomez with a sword
Mortitia with man eating plants
Pugsley with explosives
Wednesday just keeps pulling bigger and bigger weapons out of those tiny pockets on her dress. She has a wand but never uses it!
A death eater turns a corner and she’s inexplicably there with a cannon!
Okay but the Addams Family going off on Dumbledore for all the BS he put Harry through without warning him like he could have. (Because fuck that shit. Destiny/fate my ass.)
Just…just all of this…
Mortisha: So how was your first year of schooling children?
Wensday: *pouting* Harry got to see a 3 headed dog and play with it.
Harry: Only a little!
Gomez: Oh how fun! Maybe we should look into getting one or 2!
All the yes
How am I only just finding this, this is brilliant
When they find out Lupin was fired for being a werewolf they offer him a place to stay. Granmama brews his wolfbane potion every month, better than Snape!
And they start calling him “cousin Remus” before the end of the second week.
Remus could homeschool Pubert for his early years. Gomez and Morticia would be so relieved to have them away from those awful influences at public school.
Knights slaying helpless dragons, pushing little old ladies into ovens. At least one of their children won’t be traumatized by such things.
why do people try to pit star wars and star trek against each other when we all know damn well jim kirk would be all over that psychic twink with a laser sword
OP you are so wise
The meeting of James. T. Kirk and Obi-Wan “Always Fucking Flirting” Kenobi would be AMAZING.
